Tag: humor
member name: Mary S.
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January 27, 2007 10:36 PM EST --
Ever since he was a pollywog with two itty bitty legs, Gilbert has wondered who his parents were. He questions all frogs, and searches their faces, no matter how brownish, or dull green, or vermillion . . . more
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January 07, 2008 09:59 PM EST --
You may think me silly for bringing this up,
I know that the lights should be out,
But if you have just a second
Would you mind looking about?
The bed seems . . . more
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November 06, 2007 10:03 PM EST --
So now you’re gone
And any chance of children gone with you.
Glad I never wanted any.
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January 16, 2008 07:34 PM EST --
Big crash, loud bang, rumble, rumble, rumble
The storm monster is on the way and his stomach is a-grumble.
I hear him getting closer; I know he's on the way
Underneath these covers in my hideout . . . more
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February 15, 2006 01:16 PM EST --
I believe you get out of life what you put into it. If you lay around and expect life to hand you everything, pre wrapped and bow tied, how much will it be worth to you? There is so much here . . . more
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February 15, 2006 05:15 PM EST --
The unicorn I tried to paint
Has ended up a cow.
My teacher looked and said, "How quaint."
There's trouble on her brow-
My cow's I mean. She looks as though
Her horn has . . . more
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December 12, 2005 07:21 PM EST --
He liked that old hat,
Lived in it.
He used to fish in it
Garden in it
Drink sweet tea
In the heat of the day
In it.
Alas, one day
It blew down the mountain.
We sighed and smiled.
Then . . . more
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January 19, 2006 09:20 PM EST --
Soft light eased up the horizon, touching the sky with ever dimming shades of gray. At the first hints of pink and peach, the birds roused and began their crescendo of twittering. That hour . . . more
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November 28, 2007 11:08 AM EST --
Moon hangs low and round
Expectant mother's belly
Too heavy to rise
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December 31, 2005 02:31 PM EST --
Most of my schooling in Asia was at a private, British, college-prep boarding school. In sixth grade, I had a very strict and very British English teacher, Mr. Roberts. He was a mammoth of . . . more
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January 03, 2006 07:11 PM EST --
It was over twenty years ago when I said my first swear word, but I remember it well. I was a big shot in ninth grade. My best friend/arc nemesis Anne (with and "e" mind you!), was . . . more
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December 27, 2005 07:43 PM EST --
Now is the time of New Year Resolutions; some dread them, others look forward to them, most break them. I don't think I have ever thought twice about them. I always figured if I lived my life . . . more
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September 06, 2006 12:25 AM EDT --
The fruit looks so good
The sun shines bright on it's smooth skin.
I think I'll just touch it
Maybe take a little sniff.
Mmmm.
Oh, but I mustn't
It isn't . . . more
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January 08, 2006 11:20 AM EST --
Jim Vaughey's article on Toa Te Ching reminded me of these Zen type thoughts. They are a lot of fun, even if you aren't Japanese, as a matter of fact, if you are Japanese, maybe you should . . . more
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December 09, 2005 11:35 PM EST --
There is nothing quite as amusing as watching a three year old eat sweet tarts, unless, of course, it's a five year old eating pop rocks.
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December 12, 2005 07:52 PM EST --
This is a plea for help.
I recently dove into a pile of leaves in an attempt to save my sister, who had jumped in before me, from the woes of a renegade bocce ball. The sister and bocce ball were . . . more
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December 31, 2005 09:20 AM EST --
I like research. If I'm trying something new I almost always research it. I may look into technique and equipment if I'm trying a new sport, or check out a book on a certain bird or . . . more
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